National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅

(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."

by too much aura June 21, 2024

Heavy Cav Day

The best possible day you could ever have, because you're in the greatest aviation unit in the world

Have a Heavy Cav Day Sergeants.

by Natar June 2, 2017

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

Hollitarian Day

Vegetarians that only eat meat and fish on Holidays.

Happy Hollitarian Day! Enjoy the Meat!

by meateater on holidays May 8, 2024

National send nudes day

All Girls and boys send nudes

Boy: you know what day it is today.
Girl: no?

Boy: it’s national send nudes day today.

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.

-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!

by Apple poo December 10, 2015