June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅
(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."
by too much aura June 21, 2024

The best possible day you could ever have, because you're in the greatest aviation unit in the world
by Natar June 2, 2017

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

by meateater on holidays May 8, 2024

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

'grape day' or just 'grape'
Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
by Apple poo December 10, 2015
