Fuck

Fuck.... I forgot

What the fuck was I supposed to do here?

by FaceFunkle November 21, 2021

Catfish Fuck

The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.

Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”

by NEVERMINDDDDDD June 11, 2022

Oh fuck, run!

When your walking the streets at 11:30 with the boys and someone in the woods throws rocks at you

Did you just throw rocks at me? *everyone says no* OH FUCK, RUN!

by Dillmann June 23, 2019

Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.

Stupid fuck truck just cut me off!

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?

by The River Walker February 16, 2021

Piss Fuck

The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.

I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.

by Joseph Cianci June 4, 2021