Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National Bobs and Vagena Day

October 17th we celebrate national bobs and vegena day

Omg i’m so excited for national bobs and vagena day!!!

by boobyeater699999 October 15, 2019

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.

The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi

by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018

Do the Day

Slogan of encouragement to have a great day.

What are you up to today?

I’m going to do the day… hard!

DO THE DAY!

by Chris is cool July 28, 2021

send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024