by potatoe_tomatoe December 6, 2019

It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 15, 2020

Every April 23 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big booties in this world we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better send my boo a booty pic
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better send my boo a booty pic
by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

March 5
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025
