National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

fuck the staff day (not owners)

On december 18th the owners and non staff members can haress the staff and there is nothing the staff can do about 11

fuck the staff day (not owners)

by OfficerAri December 11, 2021

MDMA Day

MDMA Day (Molly Day, Ecstasy Day, Rolling Day) is on March 4th, celebrating the use of MDMA. The full name of MDMA is 3,4-Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine. Using the 3 and 4 helped create the official day. Created by Denkai

Person 1: Yo are you celebrating MDMA Day?
Person 2: I love you bro
Person 1: Haha give me your other pill

by Flaredx April 18, 2023

Vlad Day

The Day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr hits a home run and brings balance to the universe.

God I love Vlad Day, it’s my favorite. I never want it to end.

by Baby Clown April 15, 2025

National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020

International Threesome Day

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

I can't wait for international threesome day.

by Memes.n more January 19, 2022

national sauce day

29.novemeber is national sauce day :)
you blindfolded eat chicken and have nokkrar sósur and dip and gísk. If you guess ratty you get points and the one who has most points wins source day

man 1:omg what day is tomorrow.
man 2: its 29 November it is national sauce day
all men: yeeeeeesssssss man

by rebekkgudd lidn November 22, 2019