Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers

“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”

by groundhogger June 22, 2024

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grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan April 11, 2018

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the day that izzy is the most important and everyone has to do what he / she / they want.

izzy - get me food
person - ok ( its izzy day)

by izzysmh December 31, 2020

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Opposite Day has certain rules that are exempt such as kissing contracts

Shaina can’t back out because it’s in the Opposite Day bylaws

by Dirrin Kemball March 17, 2020

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January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

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On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

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National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022

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