Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse May 24, 2011

K-Twat

Kez hay it

'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'

by DC3917 February 05, 2021

twisting your twat

The female equivalent of the expression "busting your balls"

Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat

by Jewcompany May 03, 2015

Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot

Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle

by Tesschri April 21, 2019

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Sappy twat

Slushy charmy fool

Sappy twat get a happy slap from an unhappy ragmuncher

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt January 30, 2016