Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020

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Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.

Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.

by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020

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horny grandpa titties

a grand father who has the horniest titties ever, some times the titties can be semi horny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah

P1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah?

P2: well my grandpa gets horny titties 24/7 during hunakkah
P1: that's some horny grandpa titties

by Papiii. July 6, 2017

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Bitch titties on ice

When something good/exciting happens in your life

Or see something so awesome!

“Damn! That’s bitch titties on ice!”

by MrDamixos November 19, 2021

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Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

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