detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

green milk shake

when a girl throught up inside ur dick and u piss in her vag

a girl was sucking me and through up in the dick hole and then i pissied inside her thats a green milk shake

by samir isis September 19, 2018

milk in my coffee

Reference to interracial relationships... black people who like white people

Black guy: I prefer black women but every now and then I like a little bit of milk in my coffee.

by DaYungFlyGuy April 29, 2014

Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

by milk bar February 2, 2010

a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

spilled milk

when a girl's ta-tas spill out of her bra, it's spilled milk.

"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."

by got_milk January 1, 2012

backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

by Shit-face June 30, 2008