by mhmdv July 28, 2018

November 7 is national tall people day. If you are taller than 5'6 then ur friends owe u $20. Don't be shy, show ur tall friends this.
by TotallyRadGuy August 31, 2021

Tall friend: *slaps short friend*
Short friend: Hey! Why did you do that?!
Tall friend: Its December 7th
Short friend: Hey! Why did you do that?!
Tall friend: Its December 7th
by flyingcatsn December 6, 2021

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🎵 🎵 🎵
It's been .. yrs .. since I saw your face 🥵 🔥 that .. .. .. it took me seconds to fall in ❤ .. .. .. and a couple more to make U mine .. .. .. 💔
🎵🎵🎵
24/7
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🎵 🎵 🎵
It's been .. yrs .. since I saw your face 🥵 🔥 that .. .. .. it took me seconds to fall in ❤ .. .. .. and a couple more to make U mine .. .. .. 💔
🎵🎵🎵
24/7
I ❤️ u
🎵🎵🎵
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🎵🎵🎵
Minutes with u .. it's heaven
🎵🎵🎵
I gave U the key of my ❤️ .. .. ..
U never know .. ..
🫂 💋 .. Uu .. my handsome and stubborn man ..
With much love and cares💌
24/7 ..
🎵🎵🎵
24
7
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365
🎵🎵🎵
Minutes with u .. it's heaven
🎵🎵🎵
I gave U the key of my ❤️ .. .. ..
U never know .. ..
🫂 💋 .. Uu .. my handsome and stubborn man ..
With much love and cares💌
24/7 ..
by Uuu .. llme November 15, 2023

Politician: We need more taxes
Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb
Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?
Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb
Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?
by Yakiboi76 October 18, 2022

A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019

Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
>>
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
>>
by YourMomsBiCurious August 3, 2021
