Max

we should kiss. also I don't have a micro penis, thanks

max is hot

by grammer100 April 28, 2022

Max Rebo

The best creature to ever exist in fiction; better than goku, Guts, Patrick Bateman, or any other of your pansy "Favorite character" Max Rebo is a real man that has survived TWO count em TWO Life threatening explosions that would've killed anyone else. We as a collective people should replace the stupid "Chad" word with Max Rebo if we were to describe something amazing. Max Rebo will always be there for you, he doesn't judge anything, he simply vibes. And finally, HE PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT CALLED THE JIZZ WAILER

"Max Rebo is so cool and hot"
"I know, if he was real I would marry him"
"Wouldn't we all?"

by Man with good taste May 3, 2022

Max

If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.

"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."

by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022

Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.

“That girl is so adorable and attractive”
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”

by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022

Max Rong

the cutest.

This is a fact that everyone knows.

Oh my god, I’d say YOURE the cutest but Max Rong exists.

by maxrongiscuter May 12, 2022

Max Jacoby

A noun in specific person who is a conservative and republican who loves Ben Shapiro

Max Jacoby is cool

by King size bed room bathroom January 2, 2022

Max

Max is a narcissist if you know Max you’ll know him to be very prideful also quite cocky and a player. But at times could be useful for a slave. Maxes likes to find a new girl every week tends to be dramatic and loves attention. He never ever tries to consider your feelings if you know a Max drop him!!!

Person: max played me again

Person 2: I’m suing

by Pandsofiaaresuingmeetmeatcourt January 7, 2022