Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)

me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*

by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Max Georgeson

big man

are you a max georgeson?
Yes, you are a big man

by pigfumpty June 9, 2022

Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo

Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men

by Max in Australia April 14, 2022

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx

Max is pengggg

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022