Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.

I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.

by howlyprowly March 13, 2023

Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is gay

Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay

by Trump-is-gay November 1, 2020

Matthew Sussanna

fat little smart ass

Dont be a Matthew Sussanna

by mehdi ouzin February 3, 2015

matthewsating

Accusing another person of performing acts of either incest, pedophilia or beastiality.

Greg was matthewsating Muhammed about him sleeping with his dog Lexi.

by Btreazee February 9, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3

if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.

by sabrina536 March 18, 2022

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021