A very weird person. He is so annoying and dumb. Is adopted and has no friends. Very uncoordinated. Is not handsome whatsoever and is a booty hole.
by Gavin_is_jesus_8 November 13, 2019
Get the Chase Mmug. If you know a Jose M., you're one lucky person. Jose is considerate and will always listen, even if he's a jerk. Jose has gone through a lot and deserves the world. Beautiful brown eyes and long curly hair (6'0 >:3), and is a silly dork. world's bestest man.
by IR1SXX0 December 23, 2023
Get the Jose M.mug. I'm so bored i'm gonna type ipooipipoipipoipiqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx onto this dictionary and see what pops up!
by Polypher May 3, 2024
Get the ipo[oipi[poi[pi[poi[piqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcxmug. by The KING of NY December 22, 2021
Get the Dayton Mmug. A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.
'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'
by monzad inc. May 19, 2024
Get the m*nzadmug. by Shmokeerrday December 8, 2020
Get the The two M’smug. 