ethan green

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.

I stan Ethan Green so much.

Robert Manion does such a good job with his character!

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Ethan Moffat

Ethan Moffat, a vibrant rainbow in a monochrome world, radiates with authenticity and pride. His spirit dances freely, casting hues of love and acceptance. With every step, he shatters stereotypes, painting a vibrant canvas of diversity. Ethan, a beacon of hope, embraces his truth, inspiring us all to live fearlessly and authentically.

Ethan Moffat is Happy

by EMLover69 June 23, 2023

ethan

ethan is a square, a rhombus, a quadrilateral formula

he also turns me on

square ethan is mm i am yoda star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

Ethan

A handsome, smart young man.

Oh my he’s such an Ethan!

by acooleelguy64 May 23, 2022