david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.

Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.

by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Kameron and david

Kameron and david are a cute couple originated from harlow town. They have a very toxic relationship. Both enjoy late night cuddles watching police interceptors. Kameron will do anything for david even miss football and so they can have a quickie behind McDonalds car park. David has a bbc .

Damn that couple is a proper kameron and david

by Clungemuncher62 April 25, 2022

Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022

david

David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.

person 1:”omg is that david!”
person 2:” yeah he’s so funny!”

by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020