by Adams brother April 23, 2017

by Jake343 December 22, 2021

Adam is probably the most epic person on the planet and he has swag for days. He is a total narc but values other people over himself and has been told he's pure. Adam is not a bitch baby. Total Chad and not a dumb virgin. Adam is a monky and he loves his cat so much.
by Kerploink October 19, 2018

God’s finest creation, my future husband and the father of my children. He is; Loving, outgoing, and one of the most driven people on the face of the Earth. And from my POV: He’s someone that makes everyday feel like the first time we met :) I loved you then and I love you endlessly now. Forever will never be enough with you.
by Jaed98 March 28, 2022

People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.
by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025

by Immafuckutilludie December 5, 2024
