waffle

A D.J. and Visual artsit freak of nature addicted to bass and not the drug but the sound frequincy(to bad he's going def) and yeah he's a nice guy.....uh but he can be a dink
party and see if you dare but be ware be ware there might be waffle bass in the air
by D.V. November 10, 2006
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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.
by Jackal:) March 31, 2023
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A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)
by Spicy_Lemons July 17, 2021
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waffle hoggin

At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.
Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.
by Doctord453 September 15, 2013
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Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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