Penis Fart

When gas is emitted from one's penis.

Guy one:"dude what was that noise?"
Guy two:"penis fart!"
Guy one:"you mean you just shot gas out of your dick?"
Guy two:"thats right!"
Guy three:"thats hot"

by theonewhoiscoolio October 23, 2009

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Fart Machine

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

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fart cake

A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.

Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.

by Shayna McArthur October 3, 2010

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Foot Farts

When you are wearing flip flops and they make you feet make fart noises.

Allison: Oh my hell! What the fuck did you eat for lunch today?
Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!

by Silver Wear May 8, 2010

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1. A renowned band.

2. When you let one rip in your pants and one of your hard nuggets cuts the inside of your anus(Your colon), and your ass bleeds really bad.
This is usually very visible, and everyone will know when it happens, and trust us, it WILL happen.

Last night at the club I made a bloody fart in my pants while I was grinding this chick, she totally ran away.

by mike hunt is warm November 19, 2006

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homo-fart

Typically this goes for a man. This is when a guy farts and instead of a good bass sound that makes most men laugh and women run. It makes more of a swoosh sound or a gust of wind. This sound normally comes out of a guy's ass who just had a very large penis rammed in it for about a good hour.

Guy 1.Farts at the poker game and his pals laugh.
Guy 2. Farts and it made a swoosh sound his pals burst out loud and say "homo-fart". Smells like latex..........

by Ru469 March 13, 2010

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