Texas Water Fall

A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.

A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.

by Mohler & Odom LLC July 23, 2011

Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.

Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.

by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024

Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Texas Caviar

Meth

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?

by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022