texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Texas

You think that's hot?!

beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake

by couch Remote December 22, 2020

Texas

A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.

by StormBread November 22, 2021

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Texas

A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.

Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.

by Daddyrenzo November 3, 2021

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021