Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball
by Goat91 November 06, 2018
A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid
Your such a Thomas A.
by DANKBRUH420 January 06, 2020
He is definitely not a thomas whitehead
by cdhgjgdge March 08, 2019
The name Callam Thomas dates back to 18 bc to an ancient tribal god of creation/distraction a god of such power was said to have been banished from the known universe, due to his evil malevolence, the gods name was shortened by the ancient tribe but no known records show what tribe this ancient god was from
by Ancient.tribe January 01, 2024
An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.
by hex drink September 06, 2019