Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
mugGet the Smoking the hogmug.

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."
I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.
by Rootnrom January 16, 2018
mugGet the Smoking batshitmug.

Smoked a Weble

Type of very strong weed.
what were the symptoms that time you smoked a weble
by Frad612 June 28, 2023
mugGet the Smoked a Weblemug.

stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.
I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors
by raybeez February 22, 2022
mugGet the stage smokemug.

smoked rim

The act of sucking a persons dick after taking a fat rip from a vape and having it come out it circles looking like a smoked rim on a whiskey glass
Emily gave johnthan a fat smoked rim
by I’m Coolio brooooo May 30, 2023
mugGet the smoked rimmug.

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023
mugGet the Smoke on the Watermug.

Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.
Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies
by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021
mugGet the Smokeemug.

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