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LADWP Smoke Show

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.
The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.
by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025
mugGet the LADWP Smoke Showmug.

Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
mugGet the Smoke Bombmug.

smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
mugGet the smoke too toughmug.

Cure for Smoking

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
mugGet the smoking the monkeymug.

Smokes

Slang for cigar, cigarette, fag, etc.
'You got any smokes?'
by Abcdefgilikeurfacebby May 20, 2021
mugGet the Smokesmug.

smoke

Nrgu's gf
-Bro nrgu got a gf
-Yeah i know, its just catfish that guy called smoke
by Zerachel March 24, 2024
mugGet the smokemug.

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