Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

Simp

Dumb fuk

The word simp is dumb as fuk

by Elijah813 November 5, 2020

Simp

My friend Logan

Logan is a god damn simp

by Jskapakehbdha September 28, 2020

simp nye

the good type of nye. the one that cares.

Person one: “Hey have you seen simp nye”
Person two: “yeah, she said she really cares for you”

by kasuaIty September 24, 2020

Simp

Escher McSimpson

Bro that kid Escher is always simping. He knows hes never going to hit that but yet he still simps.

by Russwest44 March 5, 2020

Simp

You

"You are a simp, yes you, staring at your screen. The buys need you, so get on your console."

by XxPussyEaterxX May 9, 2020

Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021