spoof train

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

Hall Train

A classic "train" with zero entry requirements and very easy to qualify, but conducted at a risky location where getting caught will be very costly.

"It wasn't just a train bro it was a Hall Train!" To which a common reply might be: " oh snap! Did you get caught?"

by HTM99 January 20, 2023

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

by human i think February 3, 2023

Trump Train

The Trump Train is a sex act involving a brother, sister, and their first cousin.

Donald and his first cousin Mitch ran the trump train on his sisters sweet teenage pussy.

by Dameon Albright December 27, 2020

Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

by Track Work October 8, 2025

Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.

'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'

by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018

steam-trained

Recklessly defeating a competitor with no regard for their ego's, abilities or feelings.

Those guys will never live that defeat down, their children's children will feel the humiliation. They really got Steam-Trained hard.

by Tigers White Brother April 20, 2017