october 28th

national beat the living shit out of ur most annoying friend day

alyssa: omg it’s october 28th!!
jackson: what does that mean?
allysa beats the fucking shit out of jackson and breaks his anal glands

by milfluvr420 October 27, 2021

October 28th

national kiss you gf or bf day

omg it’s october 28th i dare you to go kiss him

by Rhll October 27, 2021

October 28th

October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!

“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”

by d!ctionary.com October 27, 2021

October 28th

tell your crush that you like their hair and stupid green hat day

“oh it’s october 28th! i gotta tell stupid qtip boy that i like his hat”

by ddahduwjsbdusb October 27, 2021

October 28

National throw Dylan off a cliff day while kissing your crush

october 28th,
Person 1: Hey, dylin
Person 1: hey julie
Dylin: shit
Julie: *happy noises*

by Jade The Adventurer October 27, 2021

October 28

Kick someone in the shin that starts with the letter Z

* Kicks someone with a Z name *
Z: "BRO WHAT THE HELL?"
Y/N: "Sorry bro. It's October 28th. National kick someone in the shin that stars with a Z."

by CringeyLalaman October 27, 2021

October 28th

Ok this day you assault everyone you are friends with names start with m

Person 1 hi max it’s the 28th gonna beat the shit out of you in October 28th

by Ryjoajsjsns October 28, 2021