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Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
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Kentucky plug

the act of jamming one's thumb into an orifice, be it naturally occurring or otherwise.
Kentucky ballistics used the Kentucky plug to save his life by plugging the hole in his neck; or:
My old lady gasped in both shock and awe when I slid the 'ol Kentucky plug into my routine last night.
by Rusty__Trombone May 21, 2021
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The Kentucky plug

Did you hear Karen got the Kentucky plug yesterday
by Almsox May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

When you girlfriends period bleeding is bad so plug her with your thumb and fuck her in the ass
Girlfriend tells you she's on Her period ....... " Don't worry honey I will just use a Kentucky plug"
by Kentucky ballistics May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

sex position where you shove your thumb up a girls butt
by rico the destoyer May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

While a woman is on her menstral cycle, a person (the woman or her partner) uses their thumb in place of a tampon to stop the bleeding.
Scott's wife forgot to wear her tampon to bed the other day. Acting quickly on his military instict, Scott quickly deployed the Kentucky Plug to stop the bleeding and save their bedsheets.
by Ace-OS May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Refers to Scott from Kentucky Ballistic's near fatal injury from a .50 BMG explosion that was averted when he put his thumb into a hole in his neck to stop the bleeding.
by BillNyeTheWesternSpy May 20, 2021
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