The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

internet

The place where nightmares are born.

You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017

Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.

Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.

by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.

She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!

by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016

To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.

This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.

by Kjelpop November 10, 2020