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The internet

A small black box with a red, blinking light on top of it.
Jen Barber: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you - The internet!
by Raichu047 July 2, 2025
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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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The Internet Special

A slew of internet harassment, including but not limited to: death threats, general harassment, doxxing, etc.

It must be all these things, at once, one isolated case is not enough to be considered "The Internet Special".

Coined by the fact that this kind of behavior only happens on the internet, and it is to be expected when you stir a beehive on the internet.
damn, you're really surprised you got the Internet Special?
by A.U.S August 6, 2025
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funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet
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the internet

Person: Let's go to the internet to watch some cat videos
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Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.
The triple digit viewcount is often a dead giveaway of dead internet.
by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025
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Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.
The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.
by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025
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