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Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.
Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.
by Starsnake May 29, 2016
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Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.
NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.
by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016
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spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
by Horse jocky January 16, 2018
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Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug
Hey are you going to use that horse cork?
by ET-HAN123 January 18, 2018
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horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
by barber of seville January 19, 2018
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Horse

A horse is the most wonderful animal on this earth. These animals are intelligent as well as sweet and wild. They can make you happy, they can make you want to pull your hair out; but over all horses are great friends. Although they only live to about thirty years old, they will live forever in your heart.
Sorry I can’t go to the mall today Suzan, I am riding my horse!
by Horses 🐎 January 29, 2018
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horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.
Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!
by ColonelDickChee February 9, 2018
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