Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower

Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday

by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025

race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear

Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks

by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road

Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

by Parkingticket September 29, 2023

circle the horses

When your Hog is so big that you've got to circle up the Horse gang cause aint nobody else can relate

HEY EJDJ!! GET YOUR HOG OUT OF MY FACE AND CIRCLE THE HORSES

by realist definitions September 12, 2019

Horse girl

Lily😐

Person1: Oh look its horse girl
Person2: Oh lily

by yassstiktok March 5, 2021

hypocrisy horse

Hypocrisy horse- a person that is self righteous and vociferous in their attitude and is guilty of the same things that they are speaking out against.

I shook my head as she climbed up on her hypocrisy horse, telling me what a slob I am while sitting surrounded by a chaotic mess.

by Monty Shagswell May 20, 2023