Lantern Brothers

When two guys share the same flesh light

Last night Josh and Steve became lantern brothers

by CharlesU.Farley June 16, 2018

Brother Al

An African American Asian man who cooks in his underwear but wears a homemade v cut tee-shirt and apron. Always taking constant pisses in his garden even though the bathroom is twenty steps the other way.

Finley: What up brother al

Brother Al: what do u want I’m cooking

Al slugs beer and pisses outside

by TheBrotherMan2002 June 16, 2018

lantern brothers

Two men who share a fleshlight. Coined by Katie-Ellen Humphries during Gentleman Hecklers screening of Green Lantern in Rio Theatre.

Whoops, I did not know it was your fleshlight! I guess we are lantern brothers now!

by skeptindapub June 14, 2018

staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

Brother everyday

A common mistranslation of its everyday bro

It’s brother everyday it’s brother everyday I said it’s brother everyday

by Mr hollinghurst July 22, 2018

Duvall Brothers

When you’re so tired after running that you don’t wanna bang your wife, only the guy you are cheating on her with, so you feed the bitch to pigs.

“Bonnie, I am so tired I just wanna bang Wyatt, not your skank ass, come help me feed the pigs.” “Wyatt, the bitch is dead, I pulled the Duvall Brothers on her, now come slap me with your big sweaty boner.”

by Wyatt Bangs Men August 1, 2018

Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018