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Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given
by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018
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Fuck fiction

When someone writes a fan fiction which is intentionally bad for comedy purposes.
Have you read that fuck fiction about Justin bieber?
by LT.Lickm3 July 15, 2018
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Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.
Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.
by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
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fuck your muck

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?
by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018
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Fuck girl

I'm a fuck girl, and lemme tell you sum shit.

Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.

We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Dylan: "How's stuff with you and Cassidy?”

Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"

Dylan: "it's alright man"

Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"

Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
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What the fuck

*ALIA INTRO PLAYS* WHAT THE FUCK IM FEELING ELECTRIFIED
by Žodynas July 23, 2018
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