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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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Stu pear day

Wow it's stu pear day today
by Rizlas009 April 11, 2023
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Be mean to your gf day

“Baby spend time with me
“No”
“Why baby”
Cause It’s be mean to your gf day
by Mrshifu June 26, 2022
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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day
by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019
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August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!
It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
by justinlover23 July 15, 2021
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national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.
Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK
by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018
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