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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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Hate on Zonuts Day

March 22nd is the day to hate on all zonuts don’t be shy!
It’s Hate on Zonuts day!”
by Igaateyiumik March 22, 2021
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D DAY

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day
by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019
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February 18 (National Trio Day)

February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.
“Aye its February 18 (National Trio Day)

“Whats that mean?”

“It means post your trio”

“Oh bet that
by Anonymous source 18638 February 18, 2024
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Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022
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