I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

A come up

“Come up” is a term used to describe something you literally, “come upon,” or find virtuously. It is also used to mean something that helps someone “come up” to the next level, like a rad

pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain

One man's trash, that's another man's a come up

by Shemesh December 3, 2019

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

Throwing up 4s

Taking a picture and throwing up 4s is a common way to show your love and attraction for Kiran

Omg throwing up 4s because Kiran’s just so fine

by kirankaurdyal April 11, 2022

holding four fingers up

u think amarelis is the coolest person ever

*holding four fingers up* “omg u think amarelis the coolest person?”

by shshbde June 25, 2022

4 fingers up

Think saige is hotter then Kylie Jenner and fantasizes her every second of everyday and is madly falling in love w her and wants her to be his sussy Baka

Damien held 4 fingers up when saige sent him a snapchat

by Jdjfjdjs May 1, 2022