ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.

person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why

by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

Ur pappy trappy

Ur pappy is a trap

Jon-ur mom gay
Bill-ur Dad lesbian

Jon-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur pappy trappy
*Space time continuum collapses on its self and world ends*

by Sheebyguythememeking March 12, 2018

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

Ur mom gay

A joke about how ur mom is gay.

Jake: Ur what?
Sophie: UR MOM GAY BRUH!!!!

by urmomgay2708 October 21, 2021