Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.
by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*
by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.
by Christ\ February 7, 2023

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"
"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009
