I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you

~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

by sandra January 19, 2004

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

CHILL VIBES ANY TIME OF DAY

Text I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006
Bro: wanna hear soemthing
ME:sure
Bro:I Feel like im gucci man in 2006
ME: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020

I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

your name is dallas and your fucking dead

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

by (｡-_-｡) January 31, 2023

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

by trevbee August 27, 2017