Weak bro

A weak bro is the one bro who spends all his day liking girls booty pics on social media . You don't have no life man just work on yourself .

Mark : what are you doing bro
Bartholomew: Just liking some big booty pics deep here

Mark : So that what you going to do all your day ,Stop being a Weak bro

by swagyy09 April 3, 2022

Boomer Bros

What boomer men turn into when they get together. These champions of toxic masculinity love to hate on their wives, family, younger generations, and POC. They are not afraid to get drunk at kids parties, bully the kids, and are quick to talk about how they are more knowledgeable at sports than the pros and coaches. Common phrases include "kids these days...", "You think you have it tough...", and "back in my day...".

'How was the family reunion?'
'It was good to see the cousins, but the Boomer Bros were out in full force'

by Generic user name April 17, 2022

Zoom Bros

two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic

Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this

*Carter sends the Zoom link*

by zoomin with the groomin January 26, 2021

bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

build a bro

The opposite of build a bitch, a fictional place where you can build your perfect partner physically.

‘This isn’t build a bro, my body is my body’

by Hagshahdjjd March 14, 2021

joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking

joe the bro has many hoes

by jdm_joe April 20, 2021

Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021