Adam is an Asian Egyptian fatass who eats cheeseburgers and hotdogs. And has a crush on his cousin named Dorma and wants to smash his dog named buster with a glove. He hates fruits and veggies and love eating plain rice without anything on it.
by Yeetchuro October 6, 2019

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022

Adam is a real sigma male
by blinkblinkggn March 3, 2022

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018

An absolute alpha male.
by Adonisssssss November 24, 2021

This band is awesome. How come I've never heard of them before?
Eh, they've been Adam Connellying small clubs for a couple years now.
Eh, they've been Adam Connellying small clubs for a couple years now.
by Douglas Diamond November 24, 2021
