Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

Bag of Douches

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.

While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.

by kingjofus January 10, 2013

Rage Bag

A bag containing a pair of clothes toothbrush, deodorant, and condoms. Used commonly for after work when going straight to the bars to "rage." Rage bags are commoy kept in one's car or work locker.

John: yo, let's hit the bars right after work so we can get retardedly drunk!

Kyle: Hell yeah. I got my rage bag in the car so I can go straight after we close this shit hole kitchen.

by Rage bag equipped December 14, 2012

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012

brouche bag

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.

Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...

by Alaskorean September 12, 2013

spike a bag

When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.

The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!

Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?

by Fire midget September 30, 2013