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Taddeo and Dylan

The greatest fortnite duo of all freaking time. Both wear Andre and cook the heck out of nears. Why aren’t they so good? Nobody knows, they’re just cracked. Better than Sanders.
OH NO, it’s Taddeo and Dylan, run!
by Nico sanders December 3, 2024
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Dylan

Literally the worlds fattest man alive, puts obese whales to shame (and Lizzo). Has a gf but knows hes gay inside due to his tendancies of rimming on the weekend
Josh: You see that Dylan guy
Oli: How can't I hes so fat
by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024
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Dylan

I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.
Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.
by Emma Alonzo December 16, 2024
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Dirty dylan

When you masturbate whilst listening to a work colleague rail your mother in the next room.
Last night chris from work came round to see my mum, i couldnt resist a sneaky dirty Dylan.
by Newstepdad December 21, 2024
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Dylan Harris

A name for a mythical genius who lives in the bottom of an acoustic guitar. This word can also be used to describe a Godlike person or object
That man is a professional Dylan Harris!” “Thats one cool looking Dylan Harris
by Bigtoe Bandit December 23, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
by banana-piano January 12, 2025
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National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
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