alpha virgin

Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.
Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.

Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
by YOURALPHADADDY February 05, 2024
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.
A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.
by Rahula June 23, 2015
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 09, 2022
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Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 19, 2018
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The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)
Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.
by Foiloiup December 14, 2022
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What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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