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Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.
Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.
by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024
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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts
Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023
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Twat

Lilly is such a twat
by I’m crazy April 13, 2023
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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.
Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.
by Vapercise April 30, 2023
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twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
by debras carer December 5, 2023
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Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.
Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.
by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023
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