Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Tossed salad

When one has been jerked off

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished

by Scamwell August 27, 2019

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

pepper your salad

To masturbate.

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."

by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.

I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

by Captain Jackson Henry February 26, 2017

Sam Salad

“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.

Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.

by jeros April 23, 2021