Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks

Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich

by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 16, 2018

cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

by Gymiscool January 1, 2019

The DMM Sandwich for 9AM

The DMM Sandwich for 9AM is a sandwich that taste so fucking good, DMM standing for Daddy Micro Man. Majorly consisting of poached eggs, bacon, garlic, butter, mayo, sandwich meat usually speaking ham, hot sauce and two pieces of sandwich bread that you must grill, but remember if you do not eat it at around 9AM, it will taste like shit.

"The DMM Sandwich for 9AM tasted so fucking delicious, may I have more?"

by Jkosh August 17, 2018

Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019

MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich

"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018

Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom June 6, 2018