by Aadbe April 13, 2021
if it’s May 1st, find urself a girl and just grab her cooch, it’s all good because it’s Grab Puss Day!
by bikini bottom itch April 29, 2019
Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 12, 2019
by quebolaorganization April 30, 2020
October 20th is national wear merch day. This day means if you bought merch from a rapper or YouTuber or anything.. this is the day you should wear any of that stuff! It doesn’t matter who or what it is just as long as it merch. Go crazy with it if you have to! Make is not match if you have you just wear that merch!!!!!!!
by David tomorrow October 16, 2018
On October 16 it will be national grab/squeeze thigh day go up to your best friend,girlfriend, boyfriend, or hell even your sister and grab and squeeze there thighs
by daddy.Paul's October 16, 2019
by FancyManJosh March 04, 2021