Mark

Your name is mark so you a gay ass nigga
by 8246 July 29, 2021
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Mark is a cool, caring and a nice person, they might be the same as their friend or best friend, if you have a friend named mark, he might be the same as your humor and shit! He might have anger issues, but theyre haliarious! Everybody likes them and hes pretty energetic.
- i met mark yesterday, it was a haliairous day!
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A person usually found stocking children online, historical remembered in his primary for slapping kids in the doom and waking up late
"Mark slapped Loku yesterday"
by Mark the legend December 08, 2021
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Mark is the name of a very important man. I will do anything for Mark. He has gotten me through pain, anguish, and other various big words. He's funny, very likable, and the light of my life.
"Hey dude, what's that one guys name again?"
"Who? Mark? "
" Yeah! Him. "
" Careful he'll bite you"
" Excuse me? "
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SUPER HUMAN GOD. SOME MISTAKE HIM FOR ZEUS! People named James are always jealous.
Oh my god! whos that extremely good looking male over there!

Oh! thats Mark! Not James!
by Alpha Male Mark January 11, 2022
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The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.
Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
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Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
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