ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 28, 2015

Stubbly Legs

Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out

Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!

by pseudochasm August 15, 2018

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021

sophomore legs

No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore

"She isn't sore from the workout and still has energy, she must have sophomore legs"

by Eagle20 November 7, 2015

Leg up

I mean, you would be able to say that if I was getting credit for the hypertext and all of the derivative media but I'm not.

Hym "You would be able to say I got a leg up from Todd Phillips if I got the credit but I didn't. So we actually know what would have happened if I had gotten a leg up. So, BECAUSE I DIDN'T get a leg up, I created AI WITHOUT a leg up. And now no one wants to give me any credit because it COULDN'T have been them. It's the exact opposite of the thing you said Chris. So, you're right Chris. I guess I was wrong. I didn't need all of the shit Noah was being handed. I just needed some Adderall and some free time. And now I don't have either! And I have fluid in my brains. I can hear it sloshing around in my ear when I swallow and feel the pressure building up in my skull. So, guess I should be thanking you really. For leaving me to suffer while you monetize my ideas for yourself. You're clearly a fantastic guy and are not just a short, soy version of Andrew Tate."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025