Dirty Kyle

Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.

Oh shucks its Dirty Kyle

by FlabbyGrannys September 13, 2024

Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.

Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?

by channelmanic May 21, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who makes dirty jokes on the main side he is pretty hot he gives a lot of stuff to you plus he can have a bit of feelings if you are best best friends.

Kyle was so dirty last night.

by The true seeker April 28, 2022

Kyle

Smells like poop virgin

Hi kyle

by Lmaooaoao July 17, 2021

Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.

If you miss a Kyle, best of luck.

by thoughtfool November 12, 2024

Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.

by NotAntonio January 6, 2022